The Pie McFlurry

Cost: $2.69 Snack Size $3.39 Regular People often argue about what’s the best topping for a McFlurry. They’re all wrong. As tantalizing as an Oreo McFlurry is, as classic as an M&M McFlurry is, and as irresistible as a Reeses McFlurry is, not one of them can beat the Pie McFlurry. A slice of warm, … Read more

Neapolitan Shake

Cost: Small $1.99 Medium $2.49 Large $2.89 Why just get one flavor when you can have all three? The classic neapolitan style milkshake is no fable at McDonalds. It’s as simple as asking for a Neapolitan shake, or if they don’t understand, just ask for a blend of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry milkshakes. This is … Read more

The McLeprechaun Shake

Cost: Small $1.99 Medium $2.49 Large $2.89 Only available in March, this delicious Mcdonalds mashup blends the Shamrock Shake with a Chocolate Shake, forming the ultimate minty treat. Any avid mint chocolate chip ice cream fans reading this should thus be on the edge of their seat. All the goodness of your favorite ice cream … Read more

The Monster Mac

Cost: $6.49 Not just two patties, not just four, not just six, but a whopping eight beef patties all crammed into one giant Monster Mac. This jaw-dropping creation lacks widespread popularity, simply because the market of consumers who have the stomach to finish 8 patties at once is so small. To order, simply ask for the Monster … Read more

The McKinley Mac

Cost: $4.49 Do you ever find yourself feeling unsatisfied or still hungry after devouring a Big Mac? Then this burger may be the answer to all of your problems. The typical Big Mac, comprised of two 1.6 oz 100% beef patties, has nearly unmatched popularity among fast food companies across the world. But for those … Read more

The McBang

Cost: $2.00 One of the most well-known secret menu items, this vulgarly named but tasty meat combo is a huge meal, giving you a lot of bang for your buck. Just order a McDouble and a McChicken, both on the dollar menu, and put the McChicken between the beef patties to try it yourself. Not quite as … Read more

The McCrepe

Cost: $3.49 Looking to class up your McDonalds dining experience? Tackle another “do it yourself” secret menu item and create your very own McCrepe. This one is only available during breakfast hours at McDonalds, but it’s a simple order: a hotcake and a yogurt parfait. Then just dump your yogurt parfait into the hotcake and … Read more

The Mc10:35

Cost: $3.49 It takes timing to get your hands on this savory breakfast-lunch combination. Only available during the window between 10:30 and 11:00 am, this treat combines the best of both menus, the Egg McMuffin and the McDouble. The optimal time to order this is at 10:35, just after breakfast is closing, hence the name. … Read more

The Land, Sea, and Air Burger

Cost: $8.49 (using a Big Mac) $5.49 (using a McDouble) Combine the meats of every element to form an epic but monstrous marvel of meat. Take beef from the land, fish from the sea, and chicken from the air, and pile them up between a few buns, and you have the Land, Sea, and Air … Read more

Big Mac Sauce Fries

Animal Style fries, move out of the way. McDonalds’ world-renowned Big Mac has forfeited its sauce to the crispy golden french fries for an all new eating experience. Most of the time, they won’t even charge you extra; just ask for the Big Mac sauce on the side when you order your fries. I’m not … Read more