The Land, Sea, and Air Burger

Cost: $8.49 (using a Big Mac)

$5.49 (using a McDouble)

Combine the meats of every element to form an epic but monstrous marvel of meat. Take beef from the land, fish from the sea, and chicken from the air, and pile them up between a few buns, and you have the Land, Sea, and Air burger.

This is not for the amateur eater. Even the smaller, McDouble version (which lacks the signature Mac sauce and the bun in the middle) is a stack of three meats that pushes the jaw to its full potential.

Common side effects of this burger include:

  • gaping stares of horror/astonishment from other customers in the store
  • lack of desire to eat for the rest of the day
  • the inability to move after finishing it

All jokes aside, this burger is actually an item that you can try out, though I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone with less than a ravenous appetite. Ask for the Land, Sea, and Air Burger, and see for yourself if you can conquer it.

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