The Monster Mac

Cost: $6.49

Not just two patties, not just four, not just six, but a whopping eight beef patties all crammed into one giant Monster Mac.

This jaw-dropping creation lacks widespread popularity, simply because the market of consumers who have the stomach to finish 8 patties at once is so small. To order, simply ask for the Monster Mac, or if they aren’t sure what you’re getting at, say you want a Big Mac with eight patties.

Prepare for a hard-fought battle to down an entire Monster Mac. If you can do it, you’ve earned my respect, and probably heart disease too. Okay, maybe I’m kidding, but making the Monster Mac a regular ordeal may not be the best idea. Either way, giving it a try is something every avid eater should have on their resume. What are you waiting for?


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